a few minutes on the computer

dank again: those french fry omlettes - really it doesn't get any better.

not dank and creepy: people walking really close behind you for no reason. i think it's solely just to walk with a white person - or because they want to stare at us closely... but it's creepy having someone walk behind you for 45+ minutes just staring into the back of your head

dank: getting to just relax in meetings that would be intense and take 20 minutes in the states and takes about 3 hours here

getting your laundry done by your mama - DANK! i have clean jeans (that i can't wear in the village because they can't see i have two legs)

slamming lambs and goats in the back of vans (not dank) ANIMAL ABUSE!

little kids with funny names like sebastian, betty, lillian etc. - DANK

Dawa (medicine aka pot) EVERYWHERE - the dankest of dank.

witchcraft stories that are better than xfiles episodes or stephen king novels = dank!

charging my cell phone for free because my baba owns a duka - awesome

little kids thinking you are their bibi (grandma) - i can't decide if that is dank or not

mama dogs eating their puppies - not dank. someone needs to ship over some dog food here

eating everything with your hands including rice and beans... until one day you get a fork and your meal is entirely chips (french fries) - this isn't dank or not, it's just weird

milk straight from a cow - AMAZING - milk that kind tastes like beef - not amazing.

chaco tan lines - pretty funny, farmers tan on my arms - not as funny

lack of reheating things - this concept is foreign but i feel like it could make some of the bread 100 times better

donkeys that sound like they are dying - this is not dank, again horrible animal abuse and another reason i might become a vegetarian

beautiful birds everywhere - GREAT! DANK! BEAUTIFUL

Cholula on your ugali after not having anything that tastes like mexican food = priceless

shower water that might be dirtier than you are before you take your shower = an interesting situation it's hard to decide if you want to shower or not.

mistaking a cow's for a vibrating phone --- hilarious.